The pred concept
BUSINESS LICENSES
Free business licenses. Why the fuck not? Businesses are already fucking hard enough to run without the greedy ass government looking for handouts.
BCDOJ
Judges are fucking nerds. But what nerd wants to memorize laws for two counties. Squares. That’s why we’re opening our own DOJ.
San Vegas
There aren’t any fucking jobs in Paleto. But you know what there is? A fuck ton of empty space. Fuck that, empty space is boring. I’m gonna make Paleto the new Las Vegas, but better.
FOOD PROCESSING
Have you ever tried to chop a clove of garlic. What a fucking piece of shit thing to chop. That’s why we’re opening food processing plants to chop shit for us.
Toga tuesdays
Fuck townhalls. Townhalls are for pussies and squares. Under my watch, we’ll be doing Toga Tuesday - a Roman-style senate, where everyone wears a toga, puts ideas forward, and has an open discussion. Wear a toga, talk about shit, get paid to write legislation.
Securing the border
HELL YAH ANDI YOU GOT TOLL BOOTHS. MY FAVOURITE PART ABOUT THEM IS ABOUT HOW NO ONE USES THEM. What a waste of space. Nah fuck all that. We’re moving those tollbooths to the highway, and staffing them with the San Andreas Border Patrol.
The clean state program
Here’s to new beginnings. When you come to Blaine County, we’re not passing judgement. When you come here, you get a fresh start. I don’t give a shit what happened somewhere else - don’t break our laws, and you’re good. .
PREDDIT
Social Media is a fucking cesspool. It’s a giant echo chamber where people just double down on takes hotter than satan’s piss and glaze each other. I fucking love it, and that’s why I’m going to introduce PREDDIT. An open digital forum where everyone can all have discussions and get paid to create legislation ……………………………………..
RightING wrongs
If there’s one thing Andi Jones is good at doing, it’s making really shitty legislation that no one wanted or asked for. That’s why I’ll be getting rid of all of it, and replacing it with legislation that is worth more than the two giant turds I leave in the toilet every morning.
The market
One of the biggest crimes against humanity has been the absence of the old Farmers Market. If we’re going to be processing food in Blaine County, let’s bring the Farmers Market back while we’re at it, complete with vendors licenses.
Veterans Relief
The Veteran’s of Sanguine have been left in the dust by the machine. People fought and fucking died for a cause and there isn’t a chance in hell I’m going to let their sacrifice go unnoticed and unrewarded. Veteran’s of Sanguine are going to financial support, and free dental.
codependence
Why should Los Santos County have everything? Andi Jones would have you believe she stabilized Blaine County. With what? Fishing guidelines? Last time I checked, nobody fucking fishes anymore. Blaine County needs to bring value to the table, and that’s why I’ll be setting up bidding opportunities for distilleries and grow-ops in Blaine County.